
The first product I bring to you comes from the lovely and tame Pureromance.com. For those of you who are not familiar with the organization, it is a group that is better known for it's sex/fun parties that women can often have by having a representative/sales woman showcase a selection of their products mixed in with witty comments and strange games. It's a group that is pretty much souly marketed towards tamer women who better fit the role of a house wife and need that little extra something in their life when their husband isn't paying full attention to them. Not hard core, just nice and vanilla tame.
The product itself is called the Petal Pleaser and runs at an expensive (for the item) $19.50 USD. A small vibrating bullet with a rubber sheath that makes it look similar to a budding pink lily. Which could be appropriate, seeing as the only thing that could truly feel this things vibrations would be a girl as delicate as a flower. This product is very pleasing on the eyes and would probably be best suited for anyone who is intimidated by larger, more phallic looking sex items. I would suggest this kind of item as something for a 13 year old girl who is just starting to hit puberty and is a little curious about how her things down below work. For anything other than that though, I wouldn't suggest anything other than being a nice shelf ornament.
This product is absolutely disappointing when it comes to actual performance. The bullet itself is very weak and barely vibrates at all. Even with the rubber slip taken off it's pulsations are so weak it would only work for those with an overly sensitive clitoris that cannot stand the full blast of a real vibrator. The item is also rather thin and tiny, making it difficult to actually feel if you insert it inside yourself. In comparison I would say it is a little bit shorter than a stick of chap stick. The little nubs on the end of the rubber do not do anything to help enhance the feeling of it, as the object is too small to get any enjoyment out of.
Not to mention the rubber breaks very easily. By simply lightly tugging on the petals the entire sheath ripped at the base. With little extra effort, all the petals where off and I had a pleasant little flower petal shaped cock ring. Which in it's own respect, would be useful for any guy who has a girlfriend who is a little intimidated by the image of a hard penis. I mean common, who could be intimidated by something with pink rubber petals at the base of it?
All and all I give this toy a 2 out of 10. It's vibrations are pitiful. It's extremely tiny. The rubber doesn't have any give to it at all. It is merely good for looking at. PERHAPS it could be used as some kind of anal toy if you replaced the bullet with a more powerful one, but as I've stated in the past I don't experiment with those sort of things.
For more information on and to order this product, please visit the following link: https://pureromance.com/EC_ProductView.aspx?categoryID=20&pid=134
1 comment:
The ornament bit was funny. It would make for a very interesting conversation peice though wouldn't it? I'm assuming though the expense is for the crappy pink plastic shape of it...shame.
Mabye it would work for one of those stick people?
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