Mr. Dependable

Well, minor setback folks. Until I can find a free image hosting site that allows photos of adult toys I'm going to have to use photos taken from the websites that sell my reviewed items rather than photos I have taken myself. It turns out photbucket considers photos of a 6" dildo pornographic and deleted the pictures that I origonally uploaded to my last entry. Never the less, I will overlook this technical difficulty and get back to our regularly scheualed review. (Even though it's a few days late.)

Today's review comes from the same people who brought you the "Petal Pleaser" of my first review. That's right, the lovely ladies and gents at pureromance.com. This jellatin beughty is called "Mr. Dependable." Little did I know that Mr. Dependable's first name was Un. (Get it? It's a joke. undependable? What? Not funny? Well phfpt to you too then.)

It runs for $19.00 USD and apparently comes in multiple colors. The one listed on the website is purple, but the one in my posession is infact pink with little bits of glitter sprinkled inside. It is a jelly/rubber dildo with a suction cup base which is probably the only good quality this item has. This was the very first dildo I had ever had come into my posession at the ripe young age of 18. With an "average" girth and at least 6" of insertable rubber this item didn't ring any bells.

I found that the rubber that the item was made of was far too slide-resistant to use on it's own. Even with giant gobs of lubricant I still felt as if it where snagging my skin and at one time it even made me bleed. So I later opted to use it with a condom. Call me picky, but it still didn't do much for me. Something about the shape of the toy just didn't hit any of the right spots. I don't know what could possibly be wrong with it besides the rubber, because it has the same insertable length as some of my other toys and even has 'realistic vien' accents, but something about it just doesn't hit home.

It's an attractive decoration and I still keep it in my collection (mostly becase it would be considered insanitary for me to give it to somebody else and I feel it would be a waste to throw it away) never the less. In fact, I (or rather my boyfriend) have found a wonderful second use for this pink see-threw wonder. The dildo tamahawk! Yes by simply grabbing it by the shaft and swinging the poorly textured testicals around you can fend off any enemy that comes your way! I've actually had to hide it from him a few times when I caught him playfully bopping his dog on the nose with it. But after a while, and a few set rules on what he was allowed to hit with it, I gave it back to him and let him resume his amused splender as he ran around the house yoldaling like a sterotypical Native American. (Which for some reason I don't take offense to, even though I am of Native American decent.)

In the end, Mr. Dependable didn't live up to his name. Who knows, perhaps others out there might thrive with this product where I have failed, but it definately wasn't anything to write to your girlfriend about.

[For more information about this product and how to order it for yourself, please visit the following link: https://pureromance.com/EC_ProductView.aspx?categoryID=19&pid=523 ]